METAPHOR AMOK

The following is a thumbnail guide for working and middle-class political party identification.  It is a work in progress:

If you hold a carrot in your mind’s eye while you beat the shit out of yourself with a stick, you are a Democrat.

If the carrot is the stick, and you mercilessly beat yourself and everyone else around you with it, you are a Republican.

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