When I type my Blogger address into the Blog Cuss-O-Meter, it tells me that my blog has a pathetically infinitesimal 7.9% of pages containing foul language. That is unacceptable. (As a former colleague once remarked after being admonished for his potty mouth: “I live in a profane world.” To describe such a world in anything less than profane terms is to be somewhat less than honest, methinks.)
Interestingly, though, when I type my directNIC-hosted address into the Cuss-O-Meter, I get a more respectable 100%. I don’t yet understand the discrepancy, but I’m not going to take chances with this shit. I’m going to assume the lower number is closer to correct, and damn the fucking torpedoes.
Just to show you motherfuckers that I mean business, consider this:
Q. What do you call an asshole who speaks eight languages?