SOON ALL WE’LL HAVE IS OUR CAVES AND AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF SNARK
So why not let The Editors lead the way?
No one could have predicted that letting a semi-retarded dry drunk with a history of abject business failure run the country for 8 years might end up having negative economic consequences.
In a way, though, our end will be fitting. We accepted the stolen election of 2000 because we chose to keep shopping rather than fill the streets and demand integrity from our supposedly most sacred democratic function. Now our conspicuously consumptive ‘way of life’ (which is really all we ever cared about) will (for most of us) be going the way of the dodo.
But I kid, I kid. It isn’t going to be that bad, right?