JOKE OF THE DAY

I don’t know where it originated, but I received it from Dick J:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior and is called Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced “gonna re-elect him”. Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inablity to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one’s own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

3 comments on “

  1. Roderick says:

    That’s too funny, CS. I’m going to copy it and send it to my mom. I hope that’s ok. I’ll be sure to give you credit. *eg*

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